17 Things You Should Never, Ever Name Your Pet Jaguar Fun Love
A helpful guide.
Steven
Why Not: Do you know how many jaguars are named Steven? TOO MANY.
Jiggy Jaggy Jag
Why Not: It sets up an unrealistic expectation that your pet jaguar will do a jig for you. He will not. There will be no dancing. Some slight head bopping when he thinks no one is looking but no dancing.
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Kevin
Why Not: It is Jaguar law: no jaguar shall ever be named Kevin. Ever. Those are the rules, sorry.
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Rooster
Why Not: Jaguars crow for no one.
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