This Is Why We Celebrate Slothsgiving Fun Love
Spoiler alert: we really, really love sloths.
The year is 6 B.C. The place: earth.
Coming from a colony of planets far, far away, these sloths were seeking refuge. Their home planet had run out of tender shoots from an over-grazing species, the Sternflops. Sloths need tender shoots to survive and were forced to look elsewhere. Luckily for humans, these majestic creatures chose our home to inhabit.
Right when they landed, all the other animals surrounded the sloths. They gawked at how slow these new creatures were.
The sloths remained brave in the face of adversity; they knew they would win them over some day...
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