Non-Sloths React To Common Sloth Things Fun Love
“He’s a cat in a sloth costume from Party City.”
We asked BuzzFeed employees from around the world, who are not sloths, to see if they could identify these run-of-the-mill sloth activities.
"What's this sloth doing?"
Bryant (NY): Stretching.
Shayan (Mumbai): Trying to shake a coconut loose for brunch.
Brad (Australia): Praying for rain. Or taking a shit.
Loryn (NY): Waiting for banana.
Summer (NY): Pooping with a joy we have all known.
"What is this sloth eating?"
Michelle (SF): Forest Fries.
Joanna (NY): Chompin' on long squiggles.
Andrew (NY): Eating some crispy noodles. I'm jealous.
Tom P. (London): Wicker.
Chelsea (NY): Tender shoots!!!
"How many hours per day do sloths sleep?"
Baxter (Mexico): 32.
Adam (NY): As many as I wish I did.
Flo (London): 23.5.
Summer (NY): Just eight, but the rest of their day is spent in a half-woke meditative state.
Arianna (NY): 19.
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