What's Your Sloth Horoscope? Fun Love
Hey there, sloth lover: Find out what the stars have in store for you this summer!
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)
You're a social butterfly by nature, and there's nothing you love more than entertaining, so throw a sloth-themed party! Serve snacks like "bugs" on a log and desserts adorned with icing leaves, set up a hammock for lounging, spice up the scene with rainforest-themed decorations, and party on down. And instead of bringing booze, tell guests to bring $5-10 to donate to a sloth charity!
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Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
Logical, straightforward, and overanalytical, you tend to get a little too wrapped up in organizing all aspects of your life and making sure everything's always in order. You could use a little R&R to calm your nerves — to say the least. Solution: Take a break and go on a sloth video binge! And don't forget to listen to baby sloths talk to each other. You'll be relaxed and recharged in no time.
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Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
You're all about maxin' and relaxin' — you love beauty, harmony, and peace. Climb a tree on a beautiful sunny day and lounge at the top, lie motionless for most of the day, and just CHILL, like the lethargic southern two-toed sloth. This species is lazy mostly to protect itself from predators, but you should just be lazy because yolo.
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Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
The sign of extremes and intensity, you're an independent spirit who prefers living life on your own terms — even if that means enjoying more one-on-one time with yourself than most others do. As a water sign, go ahead and take a leaf outta the sloth's book and go for a solo dip in the ocean! Did you know that despite sloths' adaptation to living in trees, they're actually really good swimmers? Bring along this sloth beach towel for extra sloth power.
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