CoolSportsDude25

About Me: I DO ALL THE SPORTS AND WIN ALL THE GAMES. LADIES, MESSAGE ME.

Most Private Thing I'm Willing to Admit: I drink out of the toilet bowl. Like all the time.

Favorite Quote: "Used to be commander in chief of my pimp ship flying high."-A lyric Ne-Yo wrote about me

TheGardenCorgiWoman

About Me: I have 25 fake Facebook profiles so I can send myself free lives in Candycrush.

Most Private Thing I'm Willing To Admit: I love to play fetch in the nude.

Favorite Quote: "Even Batman has his guano days."

First Thing People Notice About Me: There is a plant growing out of my head.

About Me: I have a huge secret that I can't tell anyone.

Most Private Thing I'm Willing To Admit: I am actually Steve Jobs.

Favorite Quote: "The iPhone is a good idea." -Me

About Me: I have been kicked off of OkCorgi 73 times because I am a lobster. I'm back because I am convinced my soulmate is here.

Most Private Thing I'm Willing To Admit: I HATE CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER.

Favorite Quote: "Shake it like a polar bear ninja."

First Thing People Notice About Me: I am a lobster.

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