A Definitive Ranking Of All The Fingers Fun Love
They are all wonderful pupils but only one can be King of the Hand.
The Ring Finger
Reason: The ring finger is so boring that it had to be given a designation that can literally be applied to every other finger. It's like giving a fake job to a kid to make him feel special. Except it's a finger and it needs to grow the fuck up.
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The Pointer Finger
Reason: WOW talk about JUDGMENTAL. Didn't your mother tell ya not to point? It's higher on the list 'cause sometimes pointing is useful like, "HEY, LOOK AT THAT SPACE SHIP."
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